Wedding Wording Why's and Wherefores...

This week I'm learning that wording your wedding invitiations requires a mix of delicacy and stealth.  There's really no messing with etiquette, etiquette will slap you upside the head if you mess with it's system for invite wording.  And yet the creator (and the insurrectionist) in me wants something a little more fun!  So I set on the venture of finding the BEST wedding invitation wordings IN THE WORLD!  (or the best that google could find...).  For dramatic effect I put our names in... Here are some of my favorites:

"People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow."
Mr. and Mrs. Marquez and Mr. and Mrs. Plover
Invite you to a wedding reception in honor of their children
Danae and Christian

Mr. and Mrs. Marquez

Are delighted to finally give away their daughter,

Danae Katherine

To Christian Plover,

who has no idea what he's gotten himself into.
Come celebrate at the wedding we've waited a lifetime to throw. 

And my favorite:

"Mr. and Mrs. Marquez
Along with Mr. and Mrs. Plover
Invite you to witness the wedding of their children
Christian and Danae
She'll vow to do his laundry
And he'll promise to come home at night
And at the end of every argument
They agree that she'll always be right.